The world of politics lost even the litte dignity it had. If you thought only Indian politicians are slimy scum bags, take a look at the polished Labour party of the UK. Our man Tony went all out in kicking Brown in the nuts. Makes me wonder if the Brits are suddenly going native.
But honestly, Tony or Brown, I couldn’t care less.
All I know is that I got promoted.
Below is my oath before taking office:
- From today day, I shall try to be politically correct.
- From this day forward, I shall to set a good example.
- Learn to cook more specialty dishes.
- Buy that fast car, bicycle and motorcycle.
- Point 4 can wait a little longer. Austerity measures are still in place.
Now to the more difficult sections:
- I shall be a more responsible individual.
- As much as I hate it, I shall drag myself against my wishes, to that stupid store called GK Vale and get a couple of “Marriage photos” clicked. I am going to live to hate that day.
- I shall spend more on cosmetics and “beauty products”. Fear not, I am not turning gay.
- I shall work harder on finding a cool chick…. I take that back. I shall work harder on finding a Soul mate.
- Cut down on the swearing….
This list can go on and on.
I know what you are thinking, but read Point #4, of the “Difficult section”. That should lay some of those fears to rest.
But yeah, the old Pulickal is out and the new and improved version is in. And along with all those little degrees running alongside his name, he now has one more.
Its called Uncle!
Gear up folks, a new Pulickal is born.
Boy, this will be fun.
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